Wednesday, May 4, 2011

The zingers

One time a guy told me to watch his coat, still watching it [looks at coat].

Warning: Looking into the face of evil may cause blindness and/or death. Stair if you dare.

My theory is let a dead cat rest, and you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve had to use it.

Does Air India have first caste?

I’m a big Daniel Day Lewis fan, but sometimes I think he takes this method acting thing a little too far. Like that time he played David Burkowitz.

I’m out in public all the times; I really should have seen some superhero stuff by now.

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